Head to Malay-sia to buy my bag and my mom wanna 'tempah' her kain.So its gonna be another,
wait-in-line-to-get-passport-stamp-and-wait-in-the-bus-for-hours- day,but it wasnt,on the contrary[woots],it was fun as hell:] I and my mom reached woodland interchange waiting for my
mom's colleague and her d.i.l [daughter-in-law].My mom's colleague was fcuking funny and weird at the same time which i love:] So took 950 to woodland checkpoint.
OK,THIS IS AN INTERACTIVE POST,SO I WANT YOU READERS TO COUNT HOW MANY STRANGER MY MOM TALK TO:]
So yeah reached the new checkpoint:] The Singaporeans was like wow and all that. Everything looks so new and its malay culture meets the new era kinda style.The escalator still were slow.
Seriously what's up with malaysia and slow escalators 0.0 Hmm the line were pretty long.My mom's colleague kept on whining that she's thirsty in a funny voice[i laugh maniacally to myself]
Mom was whining and pouring out she feels to this woman with her daughter.The woman was like "Uhuh,uhuh". So we almost reached the counter,then suddenly got this indon guy squeeze through everyone to get infront.We let him slide cause we thought he's a worker or something,
instead,HE'S A FOREIGNER AND CUTTING TO GET INFRONT AND GET HIS PASSPORT STAMPED ASAP[Besarnye Cibai] Well he succeeded to get his passport stamp quickly=.= Everyone were pretty upset,ESPECIALLY MY MOM,so my mom being a hooligan-wannabe
shouted "KURANGHAJA PUNYE ORANG! ORANG PENAT-PENAT BERATO DIE SEDAP JEK PERGI DEPAN! CIBAI AH!" My mom deserve a big round of applause *applause* The guy just walk away.My mom complain about that guy to the malaysian guy stamping the passport[haha]
Then she wanna act 'peramah' so she complain to the security guard[more haha] She teased
the security guard kelantan accent somemore[while talking to the S.G] 0.0 hahaha.Saw this guy with yellow skinnies,shades[hot sia the shades],emo crappy hair acting cool near the escalator.I was like WTF YOU WANNA ACT COOL IN AN IMMIGRATION
CUSTOM,SNAP OUT OF IT! Then took 170 to Larkin. Go to the tailor. My mom were pretty annoying.She was bugging her colleague by asking her opinion and showing tons and tons of clothes.So her colleague being smart just answer "ah" HAHAHAHA!
My mom was like "Eh baju ni lawa eh?"
Then colleague reply"Ah"
[talk about keeping it short]
Then bought my beg,the brand is called Ali[i know, i screamed too when i heard it] But it's pretty
HOT! I REALLY WANNA PRAISE MALAYSIA SHOPS FOR KEEPING TRACK WITH THE SINGAPORE TREND OF CLOTHES. I swear the shirt looks very very very very very very nice i went omg i never expect this! There's Topman kinda style shirt,Penin Style shirt and My type of shirt. I drool like a moron seeing those clothes.But i still got the grudge towards them cause they only have L and M size 0.0 [i know,i screamed too when i heard it]
OK HERE'S THE FUNNY MOMENTS OF MY MOM'S COLLEAGUE
We went to the candy store to buy some chewing gum.So she was like asking my mom about every c.g that she saw,
Colleague:Eh,ni yang sedap*puts the c.g on the counter*
Colleague:Eh ni pon sedap*puts c.g on the counter*
Colleague:Hmm eh ni flavour barukan*puts c.g on the counter*
Colleague:I nak yang ni*puts one box of c.g on the counter*
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70 RINGGET[on chewing gum]
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HAHA I PEED ON YM PANTS WHEN I HEARD THE GUY SAY 70 RINGGET:]
IT WAS THE MOST FUN MOMENT THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN IN A DAY!
Then off to City Square! Wow i want you guys to give around of applause to the mats[no minahs]
of malaysia,teenager to be exact,on a job well done on dressing up well enough like S'pore kids.
I swear the guys were like with a vest,skinnies,Topman shirt,Hot hair colours,Uber nice tshirts!
The minahs were a turnoff,tudong,jeans,tight shirt and you just invented minah malaysia.
The chineses guys/girls looks effing good sia.More hotter than singaporean chinese.Hmm maybe
thats the only thing that malaysia teen can win.Hmm my mom colleague spend another 80 ringget on chewing gum[she dont have a problem] My mom randomly chat with this woman to ask if we can get a ride home FROM JB TO SINGAPORE
CAUSE SHE HAVE A CAR HAHA AND OTW HOME TO SINGAPORE:] Then got this uncle chat with my mom telling how annoying singaporean's and their whining[this uncle gonna die]
Then me and my mom took 170 and 168 and 291 back home:]

a lil sneak peek of my bag:]