[Jokes can be Lame]

Haha ok i wanna skip everything and go directly to the ZAKY'S JOKES:]

ZAKY'S JOKE #1
Zaky:Ok kalau monyet naik pokok tinggal?

Me:*blank*

Zaky: Kalau monyet naik pokok,TINGGAL NAK TURON LAH!!!!!!

Me:HAHAHAHAHA WTF *shows the later L* HAHAHAHAHA *tell hazreena and dee*

H&D:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZAKY'S JOKE #2
Zaky:Celebrity indonesia ape yang drive kereta slow?

Me: Mane aku tau?!

Zaky:MARY-GOLESLAW(GO-SLOW)

Me:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*tell hazreena*

Haz:HAHAHAHAHAHA KAU LAME SIA ZAKY

the third joke is very lame yetfunny yet long yet i forgot(is the word 'yet' staring to sounds weird) OK FULLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOPPP

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ERLIN MONTEL SISTER(QIN)
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE:]
SORRY IF NEVER GAVE ANYTHING BUT I SHOULD BE MORE HAPPY TO SPENT MY LIFE WITH YOU EVERYDAY THEN JUST TO SPENT TIME WITH YOU FOR ONLY 1 DAY:]

The Piring Misery:]

So begin the day with waking up at 6.00am-.- so like meet alif and went to school! Dress up for the dance that we practice for months but only ended for 3 minutes:] I WAS LIKE SO AMATEUR BECAUSE THE PIRING TURN ME DOWN -.- So after the show we played with makeups:] its the guy who is curious:] haha stinking transvesite burlasque :]]]
MR.HAFIQAL with his blan-non*ks! hehe
RAZIAH hehe:]
Boy nak step black metal but ended up with pink lipgloss:]
The Ayam Penyet Band:]

Thought he's cute but hmm i think/know i'm cute:]

Good girl gone bad:]

The monster makeup artist:]

No guys were harm in the making of 'Guys Gone Wild'(M18)

Bored

Boring sunday...............................

Le-le-le-lepak:]

Saturday is so fun to lepak:]

The gaieties of Racial Harmony :]

It's racial harmony bitches and setans :] So i won't go wrong with white satin baju kurong,accessories with a bit of contrast with black & white chapal and sarong:]

HAPPY RACIAL HARMONY

Fagot ~~~

So let it be another day of stupidity to rise!So skip school part because its frigging lame:] So after school moronic acts.So me and the melayu's felt a slight racism which was very annoying to know that we are not treated fairly by the teacher=.= ok so the i release my tension with the auntie most wanted Rissotto like love it 'ribu2' :] Ok so all the girls went for some lame thingys and left me,miss.gumball and gloria:]

WARNING:PLEASE KEEP ALL SWEETS BEFORE FEEDING GLORIA OR SHE WILL TURN HIGHLY ANNOYING AND PLEASE KEEP THE ZOO CLEAN.THANK YOU:]

So hajar like hyper and laugh and laugh!I does this sluttish/psycho action haha which was funny!

Catch this:
ok so we three like very hyper and happens to know we are like the only students at the eating are until this sec 1 boy arrives! so hajar wanna act wild and like disturb this boy.She like shout "Makan dek!" and starts waving at the boy.So i said that maybe the boy wanna ask her number or something then she shouted to that small boy "SORRY EH DEK,KAKAK TK DATE BUAK NAMETAG MERAH AH' hahahahah like omg sia!Haha nk step kakak2 jek!Then she gets very angry when that boy wave wth only 3 fingers when hajar like freaking semangat waving haha!!!

So then camwhore and i acted sepet for a moment:]



I know i'm a hot hot shorty:]

ART OF THE ACCIDENTAL CAMERA SHOTS:]

ok so malay danced and played this lame 'HIDE THE NAMETAG WITH THE PIRING GAME' hahaha ok now at home with my cute spongebob pants:]


I'VE JUST:
.fought with somebody[quite fun]
.have a best friend at thailand
.blog
.know that i'm cute:]
.know that hajar could be freaking annoying
.learn a new piring game
.ended this blog

Rice can be mean :]

ok so today went to school with ms.popped-gumball and met alif and al my crappy bitches.I want to eat but this miss-popped-gumball went out late so never got to eat-.- ok so reached school and saw this guy with school pants that is so tight i think it SQUEEKS when he walk hehe:] so get lectured with mdm.hafsah for being POTENTIALLY LATE(nampak sah case-case baru dengar lagu'potential breakup song' abeh nk step decorate dier nye sentence ngan word potential hehe) ok so starts with vocab test i like almost failed but i copied this JAVANESE BOY besiade me :] Ok i'm like just found out Kiki's a javanese and i'm a javanese too.But he said i'm not a javanese,i'm an INDIAN JAVANESE.How more lame this boy could be-.- ok so like have a good lunch with me bitchos-chacos:]

Catch this:
ok so me and hajar like very obsessed with the way diyana walk both of her leg like urgh[don't know how to explain go see for yourself] then SHE GAVES US TUTORIAL ON HOW TO WALK LIKE THAT.SO SHE SAY ' OK FIRST STRETCH YOU LEG AROUND FIRST HAHA' then i don't listen to her because i'm going to buy the cd:] ok so she went to the new block toilet,and she stand outside with this weird leg position,so i show her i can do the same thing then when i like bend my leg she shouts 'BEND IT ANZA!BEND IT!BEND IT LIK BECKHAM!' HAHAHAHAHA

ok so had a 'talking circle' at class. The people are:Haz,Dee,Zaky,Syaiful,Fawzy and me :] We like talk about looks! So we talk and talk and haz and dee like keep on saying zaky hot so i was like 'korang stop it sah nanti EGO die maken besar siol' haha quite a sentence that flys a slap right on kiki's face:] so chat2 and then end of school! So went to the canteen for some after school lunch and omg its the fun-est thing ever! Haiz like pity to blog about it because its evil so not gonna[hey bitches have hearts ok] ok bond with fawzy and razi while watching soccer and CRAMP MY TOE AT MALAY DANCE -.- then went home with the malay dancers and typing here :]

Another sunday full of mischief :]

SUNDAY

Well as you guys know,sunday is when my childhood is written and picture are taken:]



So played soccer like 1 hour straight so like turn black again-.- but then turn childish with my small bro and we camwhore through the day:]

Then top the day off with me drugs:]


i know i am childish but my life is better to be childish than to be grown up and tell your children after you got married about the 'fun' you had as a kid like 'when i was i kid,i when to the library and its awesome' -.-!

Turbulence xD

Woke up at 7.30 AM to fetch my grandmummy at sengkang:] Then went to Malay dance and it's so TURBULENCE xD ok went to school with ms.gumball.Annoyed her alot which felt oso sweet! Then practice 'joget PIRING' very fun and the GUYS are so good! I'M FRIGGING PROUD OF THEM SIA! ok then we all laugh at hafiqal stupidest prangai haha:] and me and fawzy like effing lame!

Catch this:
The girls starts to 'mengumpat' infront/about the guys:] so me and fawzy like lame gile so we acted like we 'mengumpat' about the girls. Our motive is to make the girls feel irritated that we are 'mengumpat-ing' about them! But its up to no avail.So i shout 'OI KITE TENGAH MENGUMPAT PASAL KAU SIA' HAHAHAHAHA which was pathetic:] hehe
&
Then i starting to realise something familiar about asyiqin.The way she talks,the expression and the hand motion looks very familiar to me.She looks like some actor.NOT STACY-ANN HAHA.So i like dig deeper in my brain...........
THEN I KNOW WHO SHE ACTS LIKE, SHE ACTS LIKE 'ERLIN MONTEL SISTER,THE FAT ONE' hahahahaha so i gag and gag.

Then finish the practice and go eat at instanbul and went home.


JOKE.


One day 2 blondes were driving along the country side. The blonde in the passenger seat looked out into the corn field and saw another blonde in the middle of the field in a boat just laying there with a sign that said "HELP ME! MY BOAT IS OUT OF FULE AND I HATE ROWING!" The blonde who noticed this turns to the blonde driving and says "UH! Do you see that dumb ass out there?! It's bitches like her that give blondes a such a bad reputation!" The blonde driver replies "I like so totally agree with you, what a stupid bitch! If only we knew how to swim we could go out there and beat some sense into her!" (passenger) "Totally!"

ARGH!

WHEN HAJAR NEVER EATS HER LUCNH O_O

(she doesnt know im recording) wakakakaka

A Sunday full of mischief [:

SUNDAY

Seriousy a very beautiful day to be mishievious and spent time with my kanak2 ceria:]

The sun is feaking beautiful and my camera just starts dancing.My neighbour bring out her wig and me and my small bro just starts to get wiggy with it:]
I look like liyana haha:]
Me and my small bro:]
Juon Returns with a singtel tee-shirt:]My mon is a pure brunette:] (said by Diyana)

My sweet makeup artist:]

Haha now i know why the girl say its hard to manage long hair(i like choked 3 strand of hair-.-) I LOOK SO HOT IN WIG,I MAKE GIRLS LOOK UGLY:]]]]]]

Anza Chronicles:The Guys,The Girls and The Pictures

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Here some pics throughout my miss out blogging:]

This the way to check if you are a passive smoker:](models:alif and fawzy)
HOT SPECS MY CUZZY BROUGHT(models:me and sri)

Airport chaos.Everybody is so gogeous here(models:Hajar,Hazreena[1/2] and me)
TODAY:THIS BOY WAS CAUGHT FOR ACTING CUTE AT THE RED BLOCK(model:syaiful)

My misery in the new class=.=
Fawzy been force to express his feelings to someone:]](you guys know what i mean)
Boy act hot with syaiful's hat(haha exhaust pipe more hot sia)(models:zaky)
The makciks giler lepak haha(models:Diyana and haz)
Mr.and Mrs Typical haha(models:Gorgeous hanis and syaiful)

Haz been chase by karen haha:]

Now ends my randomnity:]

Stranded

to readers:
i'm a 15 year old kid stranded in my home.every second dras me deeper into boredom.help i can't breathe.even if i breathe i will only smell apple tea which i had drank three bottle straight.*cough*my malay teacher is poisoning my brain with her act bitchiness and her 'satelite dish'.I can't breathe because everytime i breathe i will not hear this 3 lame words.KANG-KONG XIAO.DWUW.SKADOOSH.just watch kung fu panda and its awesome.Skadoosh bitch.