HAZREENA SPRAIN MY ANKLE>(

errm so skip,sembahyang,sorry god ,i truly am sorry:[ have to meet at the mrt platform at 12,i come out from the house at 12 haha:] Haz more worse,12.30,she go to clean her house what2 lah!Karen also desperate to puff so got out of the simei platform and walk toward haz's block.So yeah i saw her coming so i hout "GIRL NUMBER GIRL!" then she 'buat dekkk je'! Took a fun mrt ride to City Hall^^ HAZ SHOWS ME HER FATHER FANTABULOUS SHADES THAT I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT! WHEN I WEAR IT I FELT LIKE 90210:] Got this uncle ah inside the mrt play play with his son!The son want to play with the'handle strap' so the father decide to let his son climb onto his arm,AND THE FATHER SCREAM,"THERE'S A NEW MONKEY IN TOWN x10000000" =.= slapping was the right thing to do at that point of time but i skipped prayer,dont wanna make more sins:] The daughter stared at haz like haz owe her money hahah:] Then reached city hall^^

All rush rush to penin! Go see see Chronic's stuff,try some stuff,bought some stuff,try some Head Gear:] I look good in it sia^^ Haz was terrified with the auntie way of persuading customers!! SHE WAS LIKE "ANZA! KAU BLANG AH YANG AKU TAKNAK BELI!!AKU TAKOT AH" HAHAHA then go eat cause haz and me kept on whining that we're hungry!Go eat Long John:] Karen and me buy some food while haz just seat and biggen her ass!This weirdo girls kept staring at me i don't know why 0.0 She was like *look at the back and show this face* 0.0 hahaha! Then chat chat and share pig jokes then go buy haz's stuff and my stuff! I lost my 10 buck siol>.<

Walk/limp out of esplanade and walk cluelessly to Marina Square! Survey every single store:] Haz want maternity wear and karen wants guy shirts:] Then limp to the MRT stations! SAW ALL THE HOTTEST VOLCOM POLO-TEE BUT FUCKED UP EXPENSIVE! Then talk about prom night in mrt! I DANCE NICELY IN THE MRT!

Thanks Hazreena & Sis :]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMIRAHHH:]

HOPE YOU GET TALLER,FATTER AND BERG-ER :]
HOPE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE,MY P_E_A_U_E BUDDY:]

[FILL IN THE BLANK]

3 Days straight with my dear toyols:] My body all aching like hell because of too much soccer=.= Hmm tommorow maybe get to meet bitches^^ Can't wait! Ok bye peeps:]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMIRAH ROSLAN:]

HOT HOT VID

Danity Kane ft. Missy Elliot-Bad Girl
[hot to the max-y]

Madonna ft. Pharrell-Give It 2 Me

[old hotties]

ANOTHER FRIDAY:]

You guys know it's friday^^ WEE

So toyol and me 291 down to Ghufran.You guys know right the new bus,got this seat for old people.The bus were packed with people so me and toyol just try ur best to seat,cause my armpit in someone's face,my toyols leg keep on stepping on the uncle beside him & another toyol hand keep on swinging on my face.Then the 'Old People Seat'[ops] were empty so me and my 3 toyol rush and seat on the ops.The bus reached interchange and it has no T so seat on ops still.THEN GOT THIS 2 MAK-BITCH[MAKCIK],STAND INFRONT OF ME AND MY TOYOL[THE OPS] The were uber envy that my toyols and me were seating on ops.HARAPAN DORANG,TOYOL AKU SEME KASI DIE TEMPAT DUDOK AH!>( Then the all bitched about us,infront of us.

Dialogue-

Makcik 1:*looking at the note's above the ops*Hmm this seat is meant for the disabled,senior citizens and ........

Makcik 2:Ni kan memang tempat orang-orang tue dudok*looking sarcastically at me and my toyol*

Me & toyol:Eh open that box*playing deal-or-no deal on my phone,knowing that the makcik want to seat*

Makcik 1:Budak-budak ni semue memang takde courtesy langsong*looking at us*

Makcik 2:Sengaje taknak dengar ape kite cakap*referring to us*

Me & toyol:BAEK PER DAPAT $10!*act-act tak dengar*

The makciks was annoyed and so the change topic and talk about the other crap.The bus stops at ghufran,and in order to leave the bus we have to shoulder-to-shoulder with the makcik.So i walk pass her,then the makcik say loudly "AIY,TAKNAK DUDOK LAGI KE!" FUCKER MAKCIK,STUPID SAGGY BOOBS=.= Like if they really wanna seat,they could politely ask us,but instead they got stupid and bitchy! HOPE YOU GUYS CHOKE ON YOUR DENTURES OR SOMETHING:]

So after praying and all,met kiki,fawzy and razi.Walk off,and go follow my toyol buy TAMIYA stuff 0.0 hahha! Then went library cause my 15 y/o toyol want to read some books!He just came back from Vietnam,OMG GEREK SIA^^ Then 28 back home! Saw this guy wanna act emo hair,but instead the hair looks like 'mangkok',like MANDARK FROM DEXTER'S LABORATORY:]

Went home,cookmyself a meal cause my mom never cook haha!Then cycle down to PASIR RIS BEACH with my toyols! SO FUN SO FUN^^ Took some pics! Got to leave early because my pathetic bro reached home with no keys[again,cb kan]So now at home:]


promoting riang ria shirt:]

HAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPYYY BDAE:]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY GIRLFRIEND^^

sorry can't get you anything:]

wait later i work i buy for you the

body shop perfume aite mummy!

1 WEEK REUNION,BATH IN CHLORINE

8.50 am,met liyana and went to tmart,hoping that shops will open at 9 but it does,Guardian ler.So bought her hair thingy then went to the bus stop.Otw there we saw this 9 y/o girl laying back on the wall like a stripper,she was wearing a tudong,so wejust look and walk pass her,then suddenly "BURRRRPPPP!" Me and liyana look at the girl and she just 0.0! So took 291,it was 9.05 and the passenger were all sleepy and want some peace and quiet before workin their arse off.Yeah you know me,i can't stand the silent so i break it with my fcuked up laughter hahahaha:] The ITE girl and auntie turn and look at me 0.0 Well i laughed because i discovered that CB=CHRIS BROWN=CIBAI=CB! Then me and lee walk2 around there and saw the burnt shop that was on the news. Met Qin-iny-winny:] Then came with hazreena,hajar and mirah! Had breakfast!


Hajar were being slightly annoying,the auntie ask her if she wants to trade her drink with milo so,


Hajar:Auntie don't want milo ah,got what ah?
Auntie:Coffee,Tea and Coke
Hajar:Eh nehmind ah auntie,milo ah!
Anza:=.=[harapan ade orange juice,apple juice]


So then round round with the train,met kiki and alif.Then had a 25 min ride[not 1 hour lah Qin]Met Pink wannabe.Sat beside Ugly Betty's boyfriend,the accountant hahaha! OK HERE COME'S THE FUN-DERERS PART


Hajar and hazreena were sitting at the priority seat.There are no people that meets the requirement of seating on the priority seat as it was pregnant lady,parent with kids or and old people,so they wont move from there.Ok got this ITE[i think] girl standing beside us,holding on to the pole.She was facing us so our every action were being watch by her.So Haz want to tell me that hajar pronounce the word PEARL incorrectly.Haz is wearing braces right,so went haz said PEARL "SKADOSSHH" A BIG CHUNK OF HAZ SALIVA SPLASH ON HAJAR'S LEG!IT WAS ALOT,DAMN LOT! HAHAHA SO WE START TO JOKE AROUND ABOUT IT! We said that everytime haz wanna buy some bubble tea,the person at the bubbletea shop need to use umbrella or stand 10 inches away from her OR use her saliva as art of defence hahahahaha! SO without knowing,this ITE girl just stood there AND LAUGH WITH HER FACE SO SEMANGAT HAHAHA VERY SHOCKING AH:] Then when she wants to alight the train,she look at us,and we wave at her and she wave back hahah[stakat eh but u should have been there]


Reach Chinese Garden,ALL OF THE BITCHES AND JERKYXZ break it down at cheers haha cause the song 'Temperature' by Sean Paul was on:] actually me only ah hahaha^^ The auntie shout "WEI DON'T PLAY AH",must be dejavu for Hazreena:] Then walk to swimming complex,Kiki trips and alif fell into the hole haha nak step cool tapi tak leh:] So as hajar,haz and me enter the swimming complex,we like dancedancehughug like 'banduan baru kluar jail' and all of our action was being watched by this group of mats hahah paiseh per=.=[actually i'm use to it so wth] Rent the float with this lazy auntie,when she talks,her eyes go like this =.= [SWEAR TO GOD] Haha start with the lazy river,then play the slides,mess around at the deep pool.Hazreena lost her nose stud,Kakak berg leg cramps,amirah kept on falling of the float 0.0,razi molested me,fawzy's father name was all you can hear as me,kiki and razi slide down the blue slide,hajar and kiki were on the verge of killing each other,qin scared of the waves,alif and me have fun at the baby pool,watched Bangla Wave,haz ear stud becomes nose stud,mucus keeps dripping,chatting circle at the pool,everyone act's like 90210 wannabe,hajar was unable to say on her float whenever she drops of from the slide[eventually she did] and have annoying din din at KFC! Then all suffer a dreadful peak hour MRT ride.Took some pics before people start flowing in.Saw an actor in Suria then all went home:]

Fav pics:] more pic at hajar's

fucked boomerang,

hard to throw you away,

cause you keep coming back.

:]

Free-day:]

Friday usually the best day for me^^ So after praying with my toyols,go cycling:] Wah i so mad sia the texture of the grass like uber soggy and kiki and friends at the back got something at the front to protect precious jeans >( Finally got to wear my casuals and new jeans[i know,stakat sia nak gi sembahyang jumaat] but since that incident im just glad that prayer save my bittersweet life:] So after prayers go straight home with my toyols! ok this two small kids infront of us so they like pathetically annoying! So my toyols starts to interrupt their questioning by shouting out answers:]

first boy:Oi kau tau tak psp ade game baru
toyol:Ah betol ah tu!
-first boy turns-
second boy:Ah kat mane bleh download?
toyol:Entah plak eh!!
Both boys turn with ths look 0.0

HAHAHA SO FUNNY:] Then go cycle-cycle and stop at Sunplaza Park. Before that,met the lepak-ing groups.Yeah i lost my phone and then i found it at home 0.0 At Sunplaza Park played the swing.Ok ok ok while i was playing the swing right,the swing like uber high,[so mcm nak step gerek ah] so i lean my whole body back,vertical to the ground,so god was angry i was doing so good,the swing "tempat dudok" twisted and i almost fell BUT HERE COMES THE FCUK UP PART!

GUESS WHAT CAUGHT ME BEFORE I FALL, MY FRIGGIN,CUTE,SCOOBY-DOO BOXER 0.0 SO MY ARSE ALMOST GOT EXPOSE AND THANK GOD IT DIDNT:] Toyols got tired and all get back to the bike and went back home.One of my toyol kena bang by a flying fox! CB __ Played the 50cent catch-the-fish game at tmart and got back home with bike oil on my face cause my toyol bike chain came off:] So yeah thats fun-derful^^

arghh my toyol why u have to go batam!!

gonna fcuking miss you:[

Slowly Dying

To my bitches:
That few days you guys spend with me had been the memorable time in my life.Yesterday,was probably the worst thing i ever tasted.After that call,my bro give me a long lecture that really knock me hard.It tells how my brother trusted me and FYI he doesn't.So i'm sorry i have to leave you guys just like that,but its the only way that i got to show my bro and my parent how important you guys are to me.I'm sorry that the having fun time had to stop.Please forgive me.If you guys respect me as a friend,you must enjoy your holiday.I don't know,maybe,someday i'll call you guys.I'll read your sms but i won' reply. Much Love to Hajar,Hazreena,Asyiqin,Amirah,Liyana

MY HEART NEED SOME FIXING

Wee oink:]

Yesterday was uber fun with one of my toyol and my bitches:] Went to POD then make it like our crib muahaha! So so so so so so so so so FUN FUN^^qin need to go to school=.= i remember hazreena scream in the toilet like kena rape like that hahaha then the whole POD can hear her scream! Wahh then you should have seen amirah battle with the clear glass wall:] So she walk towards this cosy corner that was facing the glass door. Me and the bitches just talktalklaughlaugh not caring what amirah was doing......then suddenly............*GEDEBAAAAANNNNNGGGGG* we turn and saw amirah lying on the floor holding her arm and head in pain:] HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA funny sia:] Then lepak near seri's house. Share family experiences[lame rite:] Then walk home:]

[When hazreena attack]

=..==..=..=..==.=

*whack head with a potato*
bored bored
*whack head with my mum's bra*
bored bored
*whack head with apple tea bottle*
bored bored
*whack head with my spatula*
bored bored
*whack head with your head*
ouch

wah like the feeling of updating have fade away like the smell of farts.Bored Bored Bored at home.Watched Heroes marathon like a fat,diabetic,snotty couch potatoe.Want to play neopet[haha don't laugh lah] but pet sick ah got this weird disease so let it die or what.Feel like jumping off my bed[hope it kills me].Next week i expect 24/7 fun from all my bitches.Go shopping with sis and Haz soon:] YYIIIPPPEEE!!! Try to flow in with the trend for a moment.Lazy want to watch ANTM don't know why.kill me boredom=.=