☺Lady GayGay

Went to the beach on Christmas,oh the irony. Pictures will be uploaded soon or you can view it at my cousin's Facebook,Sri.WE had loads of couple shots and our noted fashion photographer is our Cousin ERNIE. Hehe. The outing was oklah,not that boring nor exciting. But meeting up with my cousins is always a thing to look forward to. We picked this spot where there's this board stating 'THERE'S NO STOPPING,THE BIRDS DROPPING' haha just joking.

I shall type out what happen using a WAR scenario. -clear throat- Our headquarter was under fire. The enemy had begin their ariel attack but we were unable to defend ourselves. Our food supplies[picnic food] were destroyed[pooped on] and one of the women cadet got shot in the head[HER TUDONG GOT POOPED ON]. We were defenseless and hungry. One of the cadet started to negotiate with them but they declined our peace treaty and continued to attack us.[my auntie began to talk to the bird asking them to go away.My auntie call the bird 'HARON'.] We retreated and took all the food supplies that were still in a good condition. The bird won.

Hahahahaha disgusting shit sia. My auntie who got 'shot' kept saying that the poop is emmitting heat =.= EEEWWWW GILER. Then headed home with my aunties and parents. OK NOW I WANNA TALK ABOUT THE SEC 1'S OF 2010[ i cnt type any punctuation that need a shift key] If any of you guys dont know,i'm one of the facilitator for the SEC 1 ORIENTATION CAMP. Senior somemore,woohhoooish. On Sat,i was in school while you guys were in bed,FUCK IT. I was more than nervous to meet my fellow SEC 1. My face was burning,i don't know why. So this bunch of small teletubbies started to enter the canteen where they should be assemble. Then my nervousness just went away cause my class is freaking sweet lah. Especially the DSA guys. All so adorable. Got this boy,he looks like Ratatouille AND I HAVE SHURZ'S SISTER IN MY CLASS. They all are so ANZA. Enthusiastic and psychotic. My LUCK. Except a bunch of them that were the shy shy one. But they still rocks lah. I'm totally looking forward for this years camp. I will be attending the camp on my 2nd and 3rd day of school. YEAH NO SLIDESHOW POWERPOINTS. CAN'T WAIT CANT WAIT CAN WAIT CANT WAIT CANT WAIT CANT WAIT CANT WAIT CANT WAIT.

Yesterday, met my drama-mama and bengkak[sri's childhood nick],accommpanied her to Simei Hospital because of her recent bike accident. So 'ouch' when you hear how she got the accident. She look so cute lah with the retainer and ugly betty specs. Remind me of America Ferrerra herself. Haven't met her in ages. So ECSTATIC got to meet her. Before meeting her at Eastpoint,i met my cousin WHO SPEARED ME WHEN I GOT OUT OF THE BUS. I ALMOST THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO BE ROBBED. HAIYOOOOOOOOOOO. Then mama went to her appoinment which was so so TERRIFYING LAH. IT'S ANOTHER DAY AT THE DENTIST. The screeching sound of the dentist drill made my head spin.HAHA. THEN have lunch at Banquet and then we went our separate ways. I SHALL PRAY FOR YOUR RECOVERY UMAIMAH=]

''CHARITY IS FASHIONABLE'',

LADY GAGA

☻mtv's women of the year 2009

i'm just so speechless...

☺you guys left me speechless,so speechless

GAGAGREETINGS(!)

You guys don't know how proud i am with my friends. They totally gave a big tight slap to those who kept on passing judgemental remarks about them. This definitely proves that people that always mute and well-behave in class,doesn't mean that they are TOTALLY SMART. Yeah i totally said it. It may sound offensive but i'm doing them some justice. But yesterday was bittersweet for me. Almost all of F.R.I.E.N.D.S got promoted except for two of them which names shall not be mention. I'm dissappointed with them but it's fate and they have to face the consequences for not really preparing themselves for N. To both of you guys,i pray that you guys will come to realisation that you guys are putting your future at stake and i know neither of them want to be a failure in life. Pick youself up guys,work harder next time. I definitely gonna miss both of them badly in school eventhough i'm not that close with them but to me it feels like we're a big family and seeing them depart from us truly is saddening -sigh-

On a lighter note,i managed to surprise myself with an amazing 14 points. When i was queuing up,ready to take my result,i caught a peek of my result and i saw 'MUHAMMAD ANZAHARI B M TAIB 5N' or something like that,MY MIND JUST EXPLODED INTO MICROSCOPIC PIECES AND I KEPT ON SHOUTING I'M GOING TO SEC 5 AND I'M GOING TO PROM(!) My friends were already calling their parents and all. For the first time in my Secondary School like,i am proud with my results. From failing more than 4 subjects for my CT,MYE AND EOY,i now passed all of my subjects including my HUMANITIES AND MATHS,the two subject that definitely not my forte,but guess what i did. All of my time that was invested in my studies from August to October,have not gone to waste.My bro is proud of me,he even said that i deserved it,which doesn't come around that often. Reading his text is the best gift i could ask for on that day.

I WANT TO THANK ALL OF MY F.R.I.E.N.D.S THAT HAD HELP ME WITH MY STUDIES,ESPECIALLY LIYANA AND ALIF WHO ALWAYS BEEN DOING NIGHT STUDY WITH ME. I'M SO GRATEFUL AND FORTUNATE TO HAVE THEM IN MY LIFE,TO FRIENDS,I THANK YOU.

☻Want your Bad Romance

GAGAGREETINGS!

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This few days,i always ended up being insomniatic. Been sleeping at 4am or 3am in the morning. Most prolly because lazing around the house doesnt really consume much of my energy,therefore it's pointless to sleep. Urgh. Haha have been doing the Bad Romance dance day and night so so addictive.
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OH-OH-OH-OH-OHH-OHH-OH-OH-OHH CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE!

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I just want to find a group people who are willing to perform with me on stage.I already have lots of out of this world idea about the decorations,what we'll be wearing and new ideas for the dance! Haha but i don't really think there's anybody in Dunman willing to perform because they are to embarass[annoyed voice]. sigh. I don't blame them really.

BUT IT'S DEFINITELY GOING TO BE A MEMORABLE PERFORMANCE

IF I SOMEHOW MANAGE TO TURN MY VISION INTO A REALITY!

[insert claw]

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Today,the whole day i was on cloud nine. Met LAAHHANZA and Hafiqal and Alif. I MISS ALL OF THEM SO MUCH! Especially Hafiqal and Alif,it has been ages since our last gathering at the beach. Met Liyana first. With her small bro and the oh-so cute little Syimier. Everything i look at this little tyke,my brain will somehow be possessed by his unresistable cuteness.

WOOOOOOOOO HE'S SO SWEET THAT HE GIVES ME CAVITIES[ZINNGGG]. Hajar arrived and she share with us her tragic story about her DEEP TRANNY VOICE! HAHA ROFLMAOLOL! It's should be against the law to be that dumb.

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Then met asyiqin,mirah and hazrina[an alternative way to spell her name]. So glad to see them[smile]. Had my first meal of the day at LJS which was around 4pm. Hajar like sneeze out some food,LIKE A BEAUTIFUL HIPPO,HAHA,IT WAS EPIC IF SOMEHOW IT WAS IN SLOWMO.

ALL of you guys definitely know that LJS have this bell at the entrance and if somebody ring it,all the LJS crew will say 'THANK YOU' right. Well imagine this,a small boy ring the bell,and instead of saying 'thank you,the whole LJS crew chase down the boy like an angry mob. HAHAHAHA!

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Got kicked out of the playhouse thingy at open plaza. Hazrina's lotion was TOTALLY DISGUSTING cause it melted and very liquidy and white like bird poo =.= Send her to work. Then we met HafLif at Toy's R Us and teman them go makan at BK. Discuss about our results tmrw[ok i just butterflies in the stomach]. Then they reluctantly went back to their workplace and me,mirah,hajar and qin head back home.

P.S. HAJAR WON'T SHARE WITH TIPS TO GO TO HEAVEN,pfft Kafir.

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GOD,tmrw is the day of N level result,ohh,butterflies in the stomach,butterflies in the stomach.

I wish everybody the best and no matter what the outcome will be,we all still gonna

be friends and i shall bet on it.

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☺family,friends,gaga,love

It's 6th day of my care-free holiday. i requested for a 1 week break from work due to an unfortunate reason[wink]. this few days,i had been working on my physique. swimming and jogging,not at the same time though,that is crazy even for me. hah not planning to be very buff,but just want to be fit. i'm kinda seeing lots of skinny male models this few days,so yeah being skinnny[healthy] do have it's advantages.

when i was swimming the other day,i don't know,i just stare blankly to the other side of the pool,part of the reason was i'm not wearing my specs so i can't see and the other part of it was,i'm kinda amaze with myself. for all you guys should know that i'm not the type of person who enjoy self-flattery. but when i think about it,my current life is pretty awesome.

i got awesome bunch of F.R.I.E.N.D.S,which i totally can't live without. haha this may sound mushy,but i love each and everyone of them. even if i'm not really close with some of them,they should know i hold them dearly in my sugar-coated heart. I feel like listing all of their names here but,i shouldnt cause haha it might be embarassing for them. they made me to who i am today. even if they dont realise it,they should know that they had contributed alot in my life. it's difficult for me to repay their kindness. i think making them laugh is the only reward i'm capable of. haha to F.R.I.E.N.D.S ,i thank you.well,i have an awesome family,that really supports eventhough they dont understand me that much. i'm proud to be the person i am today.

my parents really taught me alot, to be a respectful young man. my father is the wise one,the one that always teach me to be kind,gracious and always put others before yourself. definitely something that i appreciate and now i'm a pacifist. my mother,always makes me laugh and she's the reason why i like to exaggerate stuff and be a drama mama at times. she constantly reminds me about the things that could destroy my life like smoking,drinking and all the bad stuff that a teenage boy shouldnt do. and finally,my 19 y/o bro. eventhough he had made alot of pretty ass shit decision in life,he is the smartest being i have ever met. his english is always spot-on and very very charismatic. till now i'm unable to say my brother is good-looking,i don't know why. my brother had been protecting me from most prolly the biggest fear that every sec 1 go through,being bullied. well people's misconception of me really put me in a vulnerable state. but my brother protected me from all of this,always assuring me that things will be ok and if anything comes up,i should know who to call. he always accepted me for who i am. siblings bicker,but that is parts and parcel of being brothers. to my family,i thank you.

this may sound stupid but i really really look-up to lady gaga. i know,i know, you guys are prolly rolling your eyes and giving a big sigh but if you guys don't know,her music,her art,her inspiring words really gave a big impact on me. way before i knew lady gaga exist,i was kinda afraid to show my creativity and my true self. i might have not realise this for a long time,but when i saw lady gaga performs,see her wearing artistic clothing and listening to her songs,i began to feel more confident with what i'm doing right now. i began entering her contest and recently i just created something that i am proud of which was this awesome shades. i don't even know that i had it in me. haha. but i'm proud to call myself,a little monster. to gaga,i thank you.

forgive me cause this post just makes you
wanna puke urself,
but i'm truly am grateful
to have this people in my life.
to all,i thank you.

much love,anzahari.

☻bagi aku lah[ij]

-Gagagreetings people-

SHOPPING DAY

The day that i had look forward to for ages.

The plan was to go some East side shopping but

somebody's stomach was complaining and seriously

a BIG disappointment for us because of the

i-will-caught-dead-wearing-that type of clothing.

BUT there is one beg that defeated my purpose

of burning the whole mall down.
Hmm shall buy it soon.

OK then we headed down to town.

[smile for the rhyming words]

We went to Ria to have some

traditional indonesian ayam penyet.

Before that,saw some girl scouts.

-scoff-

THE SAMBAL WAS SUPER DUPER MUPER GUPER

SPICY[bagi aku lah,ij]

I suggesting that we do the KFC new spicy chicken

commercial to somehow convince other people

that we were just messing around.

But nahh,we all began to sweat and all.

After a satisfying meal.

We camwhored a lil bit.

-CATCH THIS-
Haz suddenly got fcuked up
she said why the fuck the put tissue
on the dish.
MY BRAIN JUST WENT BLANK BECAUSE OF
HER OUT OF THIS WORLD STUPIDITY LEVEL
The so called 'tissue' was actually a
piece of cabbage.
i know =.=
One of the picture above shows
a possible scenario if people
have the same IQ as haz
[BAGI AKU LAH,ij]

Then went to Far East Plaza.
Haha funny thing happened to us when
we went to the Far East Plaza the other time.
Urghh another disappoinment.
Guys clothes,haiya,so common.
Got a lil pissed and went to
Wisma and then we went to ION.

WE pretended to take some
HIGH CLASS PHOTO.
Turned out to be a joke.
Felt so poor when we walk around ION.
MARC JACOBS,PRADA,DIOR.
WOW SHITS!
The toilet was like a house.

After that,we went to Taka,
[takashi,taka,dhoby,ij]
to persuade hajar to buy the
ANNA SUI RING/LIPGLOSS.
Hahaha i drooled a lil bit when i
saw the ring.
SEXYYYYYY!
Then went to Heren.
AND THAT WAS THE ONLY PLACE
I FELT THAT UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM
AT ORCHARD FOR.
AMAZING SIA!
I BOUGHT THE FAME MONSTER,
TOOK SOME PHOTO WITH LADY GAGA
AND BOUGHT A HOT JACKET!

WOOOO!
I'm feeling so excited blogging bout this!
Then headed down to KFC to have
our supper then headed home!

THIS GOT TO BE THE BEST OUTING YET!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

☺i've done this before.show me your teeth.

OMG FIRST PHOTOSHOP VECTOR!

Amazing sia!

for those people who don't understand what i'm saying,

that image above was created by me.

it's called Vector.

WOOOOOO SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!

☻When it rain

[Currently:Listening to Fashionista]

Haha crappy ass song sia i swear:D

Alright,yesterday went to the

Standard Chartered Marathon.

Nooooo i'm not running lah.

Stupid ah you.

I actually was being offered a 1 day job.

It's to approach people to do some survey.

God,there was like ang-mohs everywhere.

You can drown in them.

It was very uncomfortable not being

around locals.

With their slangs and their errrr heights.

Almost 3/4 of the people there are

an accountant or a teacher.

Woahh right!

Since when do accountants and teachers do

sports!

Hah.

Today i'm gonna check my pay!

Hopefully,it's ALOT!

Cause i'm going shopping with besties tmrw.

It's gonna be a point of no return.

Haha:D

Finally,got a new picture.

I'm changing my blogskin soon.

Caught in a dilemma.

'Little Monster' or 'Pop' theme.

.........................

FINALLY,

POP CULTURE IS RISING!

I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED FOR 2010!

LADY GAGA,LILY ALLEN,MIKA,KATY PERRY,LA ROUX!

EPIC!

POP ATE MY HEART!

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A must watch video:

☺I may not...

I may not have a nikon/canon camera,
but i have a digi cam and photoshop.

Sometimes i envy people with cool
awesome camera and post the
photos online.
Using their amazing camera.
Hah i'm just using a digital camera
and yes,i'm not really that happy with my
so called portfolio.
How i wish i have a cool camera.

☻Love you with my hands tied,show me your TEETH

Thanks half cuzzy,for the advice!
Alright today,went to work D:
oklah not that bad.
Hmm i don't think i'll regret it.
really i don't.
I think i overdressed today.
Haha for god sake,i'm a kitchen helper and
why the fuck am i wearing my black shawl to work!
Hehe quite pathetic ah but i
LOVE to overdress.
It's a self-satisfaction thing.
Lady Gaga's
i-don't-give-a-shit-what-people-gonna-say
attitude really inspires:D
woooo!
When i have loads of dough,
gonna buy something from
Katie Eary collection or anything from Mika's wardrobe!
Fuck care what you guys think!
Saying that it's cool is an understatement:D
Muahahahahaha!

Hope i win tmrw!