From Bugis To Penin

Today went to buy accesories for my home:]<

then went back home and went out again to Bugis

for buka with my parents and bro.

So i was seating won with my bro when this groups

of matreps and minahs wannabe arrived.

Then i saw this guy wearing the same tee as me,

I WENT [OMG]

Haha my bro warn me about following trend

but i wouldn't listen.

The guy keep staring at me and i stared at him[while his not looking]

BUT HE WEARS IT ALL WRONG!

The tee was uber big and he's skinny.

Come on skinny peeps wear S/XS shirts[durh]

So i won in that showdown so moving on to food.

So my bro eat this succulent chicken chop

which was NAUZUBILAHHIMINALZALIG SEDAPNYE:]

Beach Road is very famous for its "Tulang"[yes hajar it's a food]

When the man arrive with the tulang,

MY MOM,DAD & MY BRO WRESTLE IT DOWN LIKE [OMG]

THEY LIKE SUCKING IT,BITING IT AND POKING STRAWS IN IT

0.0

well i don't eat Tulang cause sometimes it gross me out.

Then after getting bloated we went off but

before leaving i quickly strut infront of the guy with the same shirt as me:]

[they don't call me bitch for nothing]

So my bro bought a Giordano Polo Tee which was so nice,

My father bought a expensive shoes[=

My mom bought a shoe[again]

Hehe i just love to watch them buy stuff.

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CATCH THIS:

my bro and i were walking at BHG when

i saw this HOT SIBLINGS.

There were only two of them,

a guy and a girl,

The girl like effing hot[seriously]

She is so white and gray eyes[contacts]

with tudung:]

How more perfect can she be?

The guy is freaking cool.

He's white,macho and broad

and is around 17.

Girls go GAGA for him

Guys go GUGU for her

AWESOME-KAN

My pesky mom kept saying at my bro

"eh handsome eh budak tu,puteh nak mampos,"

So my ego bro said to me

"alah!Tantah GB[gay boy],"

haha moron sak

can't stand people is hotter than him:]
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Then we took taxi to penin:]

So we sat in the taxi then my bro went berserk

THE USUAL STARTING PRICE IS $2.80

+

TAKING TAXI IN CBD AREA IS $3.30

so practically the charge for entering the taxi

is $6.10[=.=]

pathetic

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CATCH THIS:

So my mom wanted to say something bad about the taxi[while in it],

so instead of saying a perfect malay,

SHE USE THIS 'TEI LANGUAGE'

[well its something like F language]

so she says,

"Eh tateixi dudutei mahatei nei!"

[Eh taxi duduk mahal nye!]

"Draitei weingahje naweikei weigehar?"

[Draiver sengaje naekan harge?]

So she went on and on and on till my head spin

but so fluent went she says it

THEN SHE TEACHES ME "TERBALEK LANGUAGE"

"Ak giper nema?"

[Nak pergi mane?]

"Lajan patce ketsi lehbo kat!]

[Jalan cepat siket boleh tak!]

OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH:]

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my bro and me bonded,

we share our own prespective of clothing,

and me and my bro are totally diff,

I'm into trend,he's into fashion,

I'm into art,he's into sports,

I'm not very ego,he's ego to the max,

I'm a skinny bitch,he's a buff moron,

I'm a smart-aleck ,he's a genius,

I am thoughtful,He lives in me,myself and I world,

but the similar things about us:]

we both are jokers,

we both hate going out with parents,

we both are moron,

we both adore the same clothes,

we both loves awesome pic,

we both into fashion industry,

he love to model photos and i take them,

we're sweet:]

Anwari[haha]

editted by me:]