Random:] Part Dos

Who's the last moron you message?

Miss.Hajar voguelicious:]

What did he/she said?

Something about MadTv:]

Was it worth it to pay 5cents for her/him?

Ermm if she says im cute,i might change my mind:]

Random?

UFO

Why you said that?

Aliens are freaking cute.You know that they steal reproductive organ.So better use it before they take it:]

If you wear a pink underwear,what would you feel?

Lucky:]

If someone threw a candy on your head suddenly,what would you say?

OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Eat with mouth not head lah moron:]

If your mom a whore and your dad is a drunk,what would you do?

Sell my body to Singapore Science Center:]

So what happen today?

Played catching/ice&water with pri school kids:]

Anything interesting happen?

They called me "abang"[-.-]

Lol?

Yeah i gag too.

So what you did?

Gave them nickname:]

Wanna hear it?

Boy Singlet,

Amisha,

and more but forget cause i got "amnesia,amnesia"

What are you listening now?

No Air By Hajar and Abdullah:]

[lol]

Why are you listening it?

Because i like Jordin Spark[hajar]

aint liking that donkey[Chris Brown]

If you're a singer,what would be the first song you would sing?

Doa Taubat[cause nashid is sexy]

Anything new happen?

I got a new friend:]

So how is it going?

I'm in pluto he still at tampines mart:]

If you can bend reality,what would you do?

I would make myself rich[not saying it's a fantasy]

Why you said that?

Well if i'm reach i can put ATM in my ass so when i farted,i fart money

[like oprah's parody]

Cinnamon?

Lovin it now:]

ok im tired:]

*poop*