when aesophaugus meets uvula:]

woohoo peoples:] i ate like 6 steroid pills and i starting to have a bicep 0.0 hehe kidding lah bitches^^ I seen lots of couple nowadays.Some are cute and some are so not needed but i love the freeshow drama:] Kinda wanna makes me feel to have a girlfriend but too bad,i will be taking my N level this year and having a relationship right now,don't seem like a good idea. I got this dumb theory stuck on my plane-runway head that having a gf means trouble.Well maybe it's worth it but *teeeett* not trying.

Hmm,if i got a girlfriend,i got loads of expectations,wanna read:

-they should tolerate my 10 year old brain
-they should live to drink apple tea and drink apple tea to live
-they should flawless face like me[haha lame]
-they should fart proudly whenever they're 50 feet near me
-they should wear clothes
-they should have hair
-they should make me food when I'm hungry
-they should have no nose hair
-they should love TYRA BANKS
-they should hate stereotypist
-they should have no pimples on their arse
-they should not join all the CCAs that'll make them black
-they should have a bald armpit
-they should love the smell of my sweet&sour smell of my socks
-they should be able to lick their armpits
-they should love cats
-they should not pull their undies that's stuck in their crack when wearing a skirt
-they should be curious about UFOs
-they should be able to stair in my nostrils for 5 minutes without blinking
-they should carry a torchlight whenever we have a night date
-they should watch only cartoons and sitcoms
-they should not be disgusted whenever i eat the food that i dropped from my hand
-they should admit I'm cute
-they should be able to be brave enough to jump around in the mrt
-they should not touch me when I'm drinking apple tea
-they should tell me if they're on menstrual panadol[avoiding]
-they should adore huys with flat butts
-they should not bite my armpit when I'm not looking
-they should be able to breathe in my fart as long as they could [record 0.56s]

i think that's about it.yeah i know,i'm not specific enough,nehmind,i'm very satisfy with the list niwaes.haha so call me if you meet the requirements at 9254-i-love-anza It's gonna be valentine soon hahahaha so what are you waiting for, get the phone ringing :]